Over/Under: Exploring the oddsmakers of various events, milestones, and buffoonery with the odds debated through a series of recent events. The views of Tha Holiks aren't necessarily the views of Avenue 1, its parent company, or its sponsors.
ODDS ON HOT 97 SUMMER JAM FIZZLING OUT TO THE POINT OF RETURN IN 09
B'way: 100 percent, and I'll tell you why: when you have The Lox/D-Block, who hasn't had a marginal hit in almost 10 years, performing on stage along with Method Man, who looked 50 jumping into the audience, not to mention Flavor Flav having to find baby sitters so he can perform, and NYC's favorite Pigpen Jones still performing "We Fly High" 2 years after the fact. Flavor Flav brought out Deelishis, and Deelishis brought out the person holding the stopwatch timing her 15 minutes. Juelz Santana brought out the Rat from Junior's Restaurant who runs around behind the takeout counter where people order cheesecakes at, and Ebro brought out Ronald McDonald, who brought out the Hamburgler.... I think Miss Jones f@#ked the Hamburgler for better Morning Show ratings. But I guess where Sommer Chaaam goes, the savages will follow suit.
The Kat: I have to disagree and say under because Sommer Chaaam has been the bread and butter of Hot 97 since before God was using his text messages on Woody of Dru Hill. It's the heart of New York City and will always continue to be. Alicia Keys killed it!
B'way: I think Hillary Clinton just brought out Reverand Wright.
The Kat: Lil Wayne brought out Brian from Concrete Hoola-hoop since Baby his kissing partner wasn't in NYC.
B'way: I expect his new album to get a great review over there then!
ODDS ON RAPPERS OR SINGERS RESPONDING TO T-PAIN'S UPCOMING DISS TRACK IN WHICH HE TRASHES OTHER ARTISTS FOR USING THE AUTO BOX, FIRST MADE FAMOUS WITH ZAPP & ROGER
The Kat: The odds are over because he heeds to sit his ugly ass down somewhere and take those leprechaun hats off.
B'way: I say UNDER - nobody wants to go toe to toe with T-Paiiiiiuyne! He can just take his glasses and hat off. That alone should be enough to scare anybody off.
The Kat: Didn't T-Paiiiuyne make a few kids out of wedlock? He looks like his breath stinks.
B'way: Who knows, but I dare you to smack lips with him in exchange for a shout out on one of his tunes.
The Kat: I'd rather f@#k Flavor Flav.
B'way: What's the difference there?
ODDS ON JENNIFER HUDSON RELEASING HER ALBUM IN OUR MODERN LIFETIME
B'way: Zero percent with a grace from god or whatever that is. She has no real direction to go, and we all know in the music business, if you have no real image, you have no chance.
The Kat: J-Hud can SANG! She was in Sex & The City and performs a song on their soundtrack. I say she will put an album out before the end of the year.
B'way: Jim Jones has a better shot of performing Ballin' on MTV or BET again before the end of the year than she does putting out a single.
The Kat: She has one out already written by Ne-Yo.
B'way: I just felt the room shake - either its his head hitting the wall or her ti@#%es bouncing somewhere on the red carpet.